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Here’s the song. Originally it was a minute and a half...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:34:00 -0400

Originally it was a minute and a half long, but I didn’t want to sell something so short, so I wrote three more songs, so now it’s 6 and a half minutes. All Potter.

Why is the video broken, like my heart at the moment? I just wanted to watch some new Potter Puppet Pals...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:07:37 -0400

Uhh no clue. it’s a new upload, maybe wait a little bit and try again.

New PPP video: APPARATE! and the JAM (which is actually four...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:58:31 -0400

New PPP video: APPARATE!

and the JAM (which is actually four jams in one)

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 04:38:35 -0400

your stuff is trite and tired while that movie looks really good sorry

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 13:47:29 -0400

sorry jonah, i think your movie looks funny, i was just wondering if some intern on your marketing staff took inspiration from my video, no need to be mean

thisistheendmovie: The moment you realized you left your phone...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:30:23 -0400

thisistheendmovie:

The moment you realized you left your phone at home…

Coincidence? Corporate stylebiting?

I’m not a artist but here’s a couple cartoons I did...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:07:45 -0400

I’m not a artist but here’s a couple cartoons I did at HeroesCon.

Hey, Neil. I'm making a lego animation film over the summer and I was wondering, could I please use some of your music in this film?

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 17:34:50 -0400

Yes

Is lemon demon still a band?

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 01:14:15 -0400

Yes

Do people just not notice the new songs I put out every couple of months?

Will you be my new mommy?

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 01:13:27 -0400

I’ll be your new… MUMMY

when is the new album / more youtube videos / neil-esque antics / new kids on the rock episode 8 coming out?

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 00:58:43 -0400

new album’s still secret (I don’t know)

more youtube videos ARE planned (editing a potter puppet pals right now)

antics TBA

new kids on the rock maybe

u r cute y/n?

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 00:12:34 -0400

y & n

tramampoline: Brodyquest was released three years ago...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 16:18:58 -0400

tramampoline:

Brodyquest was released three years ago today.

Rejoice, and be glad!

Happy birthday Brody!!

To celebrate, I’ve reuploaded Brodyquest 2 to Vimeo.

A little lost track (the project file was on a hard drive that...

Fri, 31 May 2013 19:33:15 -0400

A little lost track (the project file was on a hard drive that died.) Later became “The Only House That’s Not On Fire (Yet)”

Then What A short story by Neil Cicierega Please do not reveal...

Wed, 29 May 2013 00:59:00 -0400

Then What

A short story by Neil Cicierega

Please do not reveal the secret.

What is your fascination with Smash Mouth's All Star?!

Tue, 28 May 2013 21:24:03 -0400

It’s catchy, everyone knows it, and the singer sounds like a cool toad

Some bunny wants Tony They were Disco Maroney I ate the shark...

Tue, 28 May 2013 20:37:00 -0400

Some bunny wants Tony
They were Disco Maroney
I ate the shark piss too, in the shit
She-Ra’s looking karma down
With Irving Corinthian
And the shape of Adele
On a Thor head

Well, the Easter’s comin’
Antidote’s top gunnin’
Fat toodle-loos
and the Hitler clown ramen
Did a mate’s sex-novel lift your phone?
You braid Bismarck but your red cats don’t

Some ask a deuce
Some ask Aziz
So it’s Ron withtaking the bat’s teats

Oregeno isn’t old gold
A genocide isn’t Delgo

Hey Mao
You’re an OnStar
Get your grandma
Coldplay
Hen owl
You’re a Rasta
Get a xiao long
Get peed
(An old hack whittles his goat)
Onion soup installs bread then mold

At the Goop Lakes
And they see a cat’s quota
You buttered up Norway
Tourniquet’s odor
But the medium hen pecked at Hitler
Chachi bought a hoe in the Sodomite pitcher
They had sweet cake
His kitten pitied him
The waddle’s getting warm, so you might as well sin
My worm’s a friar
Hobbit chores
That’s the way a viking and the devil get born

Hey Noel
You’re an old scar
Catch a K-Mart
Go pray
Hangouts
You’re The Rock’s dad
Get to shore, mom
Cat pain
(Alec Guinness’s skull)
Homies gettin’ SARS prank the mauve

(gopher the mood)
(gopher the mood)
(gopher the mood)
(gopher the mood)

Hey n00b
You’re in Hollister
Kitschy gay mom
Go, Blade
HatePlow
You’re a Rod Stewart
Get a shoe on
Get plague
(a ‘Nam vet glitters a scone)
Ang Lee’s suit and scarf

Some bunny wants ass Gouda
Spasm chains for cats
I need to get myself a weave on this plate
I said “Yiff”
What a calm Seth
Awkward use of little Bill Maher’s elf
And we could all use Stiletto Jake

Wow, the oyster’s clubbin’
On the dubstep coven
Fudd did a ruse
And I’m Wintergreen Ronnie
Diddy makes hens out of lint for fun
You bring “Get Smart”
But your egg is done

Some ask the Dude
Some ask the sea
So what’s wrong, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds?

You never won’t yiff an old goat
(GOAT)
You never tire of the Dark Lord

Hangnail
You’re a mall store
Get your PayPal
Odelay
Anal
You’re a Scott Stapp
Get your Sauron
Get bathed
(A tall hat quivers, it’s cold)
Holy shit it’s dark, make them moan
(An all-black Glee is our goal)
Only you can start breaking Moogs

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Tue, 28 May 2013 14:57:45 -0400

1999 and 2004— Two distant eras, seamlessly melded in this...

Sun, 26 May 2013 19:23:54 -0400

1999 and 2004— Two distant eras, seamlessly melded in this stunning performance-that-never-was.

REAL LIVE CRYSTALS ARE WAITING TO TALK TO YOU...

Sun, 26 May 2013 14:40:22 -0400

REAL LIVE CRYSTALS ARE WAITING TO TALK TO YOU NOW.

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