Anonymous asked: What is your fascination with Smash Mouth's All Star?!
It’s catchy, everyone knows it, and the singer sounds like a cool toad
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Some bunny wants Tony
They were Disco Maroney
I ate the shark piss too, in the shit
She-Ra’s looking karma down
With Irving Corinthian
And the shape of Adele
On a Thor head
Well, the Easter’s comin’
Antidote’s top gunnin’
Fat toodle-loos
and the Hitler clown ramen
Did a mate’s sex-novel lift your phone?
You braid Bismarck but your red cats don’t
Some ask a deuce
Some ask Aziz
So it’s Ron withtaking the bat’s teats
Oregeno isn’t old gold
A genocide isn’t Delgo
Hey Mao
You’re an OnStar
Get your grandma
Coldplay
Hen owl
You’re a Rasta
Get a xiao long
Get peed
(An old hack whittles his goat)
Onion soup installs bread then mold
At the Goop Lakes
And they see a cat’s quota
You buttered up Norway
Tourniquet’s odor
But the medium hen pecked at Hitler
Chachi bought a hoe in the Sodomite pitcher
They had sweet cake
His kitten pitied him
The waddle’s getting warm, so you might as well sin
My worm’s a friar
Hobbit chores
That’s the way a viking and the devil get born
Hey Noel
You’re an old scar
Catch a K-Mart
Go pray
Hangouts
You’re The Rock’s dad
Get to shore, mom
Cat pain
(Alec Guinness’s skull)
Homies gettin’ SARS prank the mauve
(gopher the mood)
(gopher the mood)
(gopher the mood)
(gopher the mood)
Hey n00b
You’re in Hollister
Kitschy gay mom
Go, Blade
HatePlow
You’re a Rod Stewart
Get a shoe on
Get plague
(a ‘Nam vet glitters a scone)
Ang Lee’s suit and scarf
Some bunny wants ass Gouda
Spasm chains for cats
I need to get myself a weave on this plate
I said “Yiff”
What a calm Seth
Awkward use of little Bill Maher’s elf
And we could all use Stiletto Jake
Wow, the oyster’s clubbin’
On the dubstep coven
Fudd did a ruse
And I’m Wintergreen Ronnie
Diddy makes hens out of lint for fun
You bring “Get Smart”
But your egg is done
Some ask the Dude
Some ask the sea
So what’s wrong, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds?
You never won’t yiff an old goat
(GOAT)
You never tire of the Dark Lord
Hangnail
You’re a mall store
Get your PayPal
Odelay
Anal
You’re a Scott Stapp
Get your Sauron
Get bathed
(A tall hat quivers, it’s cold)
Holy shit it’s dark, make them moan
(An all-black Glee is our goal)
Only you can start breaking Moogs
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1999 and 2004— Two distant eras, seamlessly melded in this stunning performance-that-never-was.
Anonymous asked: Hi, I have literally no idea who you are, or what you do, (I'm one of the ''shrewd minds'' but am too embarrassed having now realised that I cocked up to tell you which one). Basically, I just wanted to say sorry. The joke went flying over my head. I knew the maths fact was false but since it's such a common one I didn't get that the others were also not true and yada yada yada. Again, I'm sorry, I just reread what I wrote and bloody hell do I make myself out to be knobhead.
Heh, that’s okay! I probably shouldn’t have singled anybody out, none of you were being mean or anything.
I need to get used to this, it’s the Poe’s Law thing; Some of the deliberately-inane things I make are actually less inane than the misinformation that people are used to dealing with. “Albert Einstein said hello to a mannequin” is nothing compared to “9/11 was an inside job” or “Michael Jackson died”
Anonymous asked: Why you gotta put yourself in positions where idiots are going to yell at you? I think you're generally a funny and cool guy, but this all seems like a superiority thing. :/
I sincerely never expect people to take my jokes seriously. I always assume people will at least recognize that something’s a joke.
When people are being douchey I don’t really mind finding a way to highlight it as a “don’t be this person” thing.
Anonymous asked: Post an image with a whole bunch of false statements, everybody that pointed them out has shrewd minds. You are the quintessential internet asshole. Congrats.
Do you write John Hodgman hate mail, and also, do you know what “shrewd” means?
Also, it’s spelled “congratulations”
also, FALSE STATEMENTS
Anonymous asked: i didn't think i'd live to see the day when i'd see people seriously attempted to fact check if albert einstein had ever said hello to a mannequin. are you baiting maniacal fact-checkers on purpose? is it part of the joke?
I made the original to mock the “flunked math” myths. Thought the shit about krazy glue and sweaterpants was silly enough to clue people in that it was a joke, but I forgot that some people are humorless and eager for opportunities to show off that they’re inteligant
edit: Um, actually, it’s spelled “intelligent”
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