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HEY GAMERS

CAN YOU DEAL WITH NOT HAVING POINTS?

NO YOU CAN’T

CHECK OUT THE LATEST ONLINE POINT SCORING SYSTEM

SHIT POINTS

TO START OUT,

BUY SOME SHIT POINTS

• 1 DOLLAR GETS YOU 1 SHIT POINT
• 10 DOLLARS GETS YOU 5 SHIT POINTS
• 100 DOLLARS GETS YOU 10 SHIT POINTS

IT’S EASY HERE’S MY PAYPAL no refunds

COLLECT AND COMPARE

BATTLE YOUR FRIENDS

HOW MANY SHIT POINTS DO YOU HAVE?

DOES SOMEONE ELSE HAVE MORE?

UH OH CAN’T LET THAT HAPPEN

BUY MORE SHIT POINTS

ONCE YOU GET 1000 SHIT POINTS YOU UNLOCK THE ABILITY TO TRADE YOUR SHIT POINTS FOR MEGA SHIT POINTS

• 10 SHIT POINTS ARE WORTH 1 MEGA SHIT POINT
• 100 SHIT POINTS ARE WORTH 2 MEGA SHIT POINTS

ONCE YOU GET 1000 MEGA SHIT POINTS YOU UNLOCK THE ABILITY TO MOMENTARILY ALMOST SMILE

TRADE IN YOUR DOGS FOR SHIT POINTS

• 1 DOG GETS YOU 0.5 SHIT POINTS
• 2 DOGS GETS YOU 0.5 SHIT POINTS

DOG EXCHANGE FEES MAY APPLY (exchange fees not payable in Shit Points)

NEWLY ADDED: THE SHIT POINTS LABOR CAMP PROGRAM

500 SHIT POINTS AUTOMATICALLY SIGNS YOU UP TO JOIN CAMP SHIT, AN UNDERGROUND RESORT WHERE THE MORE COAL YOU FIND, THE MORE SHIT POINTS YOU EARN

• 1 TON OF COAL GETS YOU 5 SHIT POINTS
• 5 TONS OF COAL GETS YOU 10 SHIT POINTS
• 100 TONS OF COAL GETS YOU 11 SHIT POINTS
• SPECIAL YEARLY BONUS OF 2 SHIT POINTS FOR THOSE WHO DIG THE FASTEST AND SPEAK THE LEAST

PLEASE SEE OUR F.A.Q. FOR PRICING ON TOOLS, FOOD, AND HOURLY BED RENTAL

HURRY UP

DON’T WASTE A MINUTE ON NON-POINTS RELATED ACTIVITIES

GET SOME SHIT POINTS

In case you missed the Brodyquest tracks before megaupload died, here they are on Dropbox:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18278970/Brodyquest-Tracks.zip

hope it doesn’t die