Originally it was a minute and a half long, but I didn’t want to sell something so short, so I wrote three more songs, so now it’s 6 and a half minutes. All Potter.
Uhh no clue. it’s a new upload, maybe wait a little bit and try again.
sorry jonah, i think your movie looks funny, i was just wondering if some intern on your marketing staff took inspiration from my video, no need to be mean
Yes
Yes
Do people just not notice the new songs I put out every couple of months?
I’ll be your new… MUMMY
new album’s still secret (I don’t know)
more youtube videos ARE planned (editing a potter puppet pals right now)
antics TBA
new kids on the rock maybe
y & n
A little lost track (the project file was on a hard drive that died.) Later became “The Only House That’s Not On Fire (Yet)”
Then What
A short story by Neil Cicierega
Please do not reveal the secret.
It’s catchy, everyone knows it, and the singer sounds like a cool toad
Some bunny wants Tony
They were Disco Maroney
I ate the shark piss too, in the shit
She-Ra’s looking karma down
With Irving Corinthian
And the shape of Adele
On a Thor head
Well, the Easter’s comin’
Antidote’s top gunnin’
Fat toodle-loos
and the Hitler clown ramen
Did a mate’s sex-novel lift your phone?
You braid Bismarck but your red cats don’t
Some ask a deuce
Some ask Aziz
So it’s Ron withtaking the bat’s teats
Oregeno isn’t old gold
A genocide isn’t Delgo
Hey Mao
You’re an OnStar
Get your grandma
Coldplay
Hen owl
You’re a Rasta
Get a xiao long
Get peed
(An old hack whittles his goat)
Onion soup installs bread then mold
At the Goop Lakes
And they see a cat’s quota
You buttered up Norway
Tourniquet’s odor
But the medium hen pecked at Hitler
Chachi bought a hoe in the Sodomite pitcher
They had sweet cake
His kitten pitied him
The waddle’s getting warm, so you might as well sin
My worm’s a friar
Hobbit chores
That’s the way a viking and the devil get born
Hey Noel
You’re an old scar
Catch a K-Mart
Go pray
Hangouts
You’re The Rock’s dad
Get to shore, mom
Cat pain
(Alec Guinness’s skull)
Homies gettin’ SARS prank the mauve
(gopher the mood)
(gopher the mood)
(gopher the mood)
(gopher the mood)
Hey n00b
You’re in Hollister
Kitschy gay mom
Go, Blade
HatePlow
You’re a Rod Stewart
Get a shoe on
Get plague
(a ‘Nam vet glitters a scone)
Ang Lee’s suit and scarf
Some bunny wants ass Gouda
Spasm chains for cats
I need to get myself a weave on this plate
I said “Yiff”
What a calm Seth
Awkward use of little Bill Maher’s elf
And we could all use Stiletto Jake
Wow, the oyster’s clubbin’
On the dubstep coven
Fudd did a ruse
And I’m Wintergreen Ronnie
Diddy makes hens out of lint for fun
You bring “Get Smart”
But your egg is done
Some ask the Dude
Some ask the sea
So what’s wrong, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds?
You never won’t yiff an old goat
(GOAT)
You never tire of the Dark Lord
Hangnail
You’re a mall store
Get your PayPal
Odelay
Anal
You’re a Scott Stapp
Get your Sauron
Get bathed
(A tall hat quivers, it’s cold)
Holy shit it’s dark, make them moan
(An all-black Glee is our goal)
Only you can start breaking Moogs
1999 and 2004— Two distant eras, seamlessly melded in this stunning performance-that-never-was.
